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A Major Award

The Banner Society Advent Calendar’s entry for December 21.

THE OLD MAN: Would you look at that? Would you look at that!?

MOTHER: What is it?

THE OLD MAN: It’s a man!

MOTHERr: But what is it?

THE OLD MAN: Well, it’s... A man, you know, like a statue.

MOTHER: Statue?

THE OLD MAN: Yeah, statue.

RALPHIE: Yeah, statue.

MOTHER: Ralphie!

RALPHIE: [narrating] My mother was trying to insinuate herself between us and the statue.

THE OLD MAN: Holy smokes! Do you know what this is? This is a TROPHY!

RALPHIE: It was indeed a trophy.

THE OLD MAN: What a great trophy.