The 136 most XFL team names in football history

Rules:

1. I went through more than 2,000 team names from pro and college football in the United States and Canada. I didn’t go through 60 billion high school teams or teams from other countries, because I’m not qualified to judge how Xtreme a German, Mexican, or Japanese team name is. No disrespect to the Schwäbisch Hall Unicorns, Burros Blancos del Instituto Politécnico Nacional, or Osaka Gas Skunks, let alone the Yuma High School Criminals.
2. By XFL, I mean 2001 XFL. The 2020 XFL is insufficiently Xtreme.
3. Only one team per nickname, but if another team has ever used your nickname, you aren’t Xtreme anyway.
4. Priority given to names with extra Zs, Xs, and other Xtreme signifiers.
5. No, the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs don’t have a football program.
6. Yes, there are many arena football teams. Arena football is more XFL than the XFL.
7. Yes, there are many other great team names. Throw your favorites in the comments, whether they made this list or not!

List (if you don’t see the list, click this link, but if you do see the list, proceed):