College football writer. Founder EDSBS.com, contributor @SB Nation, longform dilettante. Failing objectivity on the internet since 2005. Weighs somewhere between 200 and 700 pounds.
It’s time to liberate the archive of college football game tape
You get the ability to watch whatever old game you want. Rights-holders and schools get more money.
Emergency DAD QUARANTINE protocols
Does your restless dad simply refuse to stop puttering to Home Depot? Time for a plan.
Hatin’ Ass Spurrier, COVID-19 edition
In times of trouble, we turn to our leaders for the saltiest barbs.
How college strength coaches are handling quarantine
The simple answer: the same way everyone is doing anything right now.
Golf Story rules
The true key to a Nintendo Switch sports RPG: bizarre, 16-bit class warfare.
What’s your favorite college football announcer moment?
Let’s remember some calls.
How to work from home
A guide from a master of this delicate practice
MASCOT FRIENDS: Which mascots should be best friends?
Which mascots would we most like to see embracing each other in wholesome fellowship and perhaps doing crimes together as buddies?
Dog mascots, reviewed
Many college football games include free dog shows. It’s time we pay more attention to those.
11 teams have national titles this millennium. Who’ll be #12?
Which team that hasn’t won a natty in a long time will rejoin the circle next? Could we even see a brand-new Playoff champ?