Every year, Spencer writes a big blog at the start of college football season. They are finally collected in one place for your convenience.
Southern University’s Human Jukebox is your favorite marching band’s favorite marching band.
There was an uncle who was an eye surgeon.
Marcus Lattimore is perfect.
WHAT’S LEFT IS WHAT’S PRACTICED
ALSO KNOWN AS THE AMERICAN BISON
Pay them their goddamn money.
I WOULDN'T LIVE THERE IF YOU PAID ME TO
IT IS NEVER, EVER ABOUT YOU
At the end, there will be a long silence. Then we begin again.
This year’s opening piece is not last year’s piece, and could not be after this offseason. Down the rabbit hole we go.