The Openers
Every year, Spencer writes a big blog at the start of college football season. They are finally collected in one place for your convenience.
JUKE
Southern University’s Human Jukebox is your favorite marching band’s favorite marching band.
TIGER
There was an uncle who was an eye surgeon.
GAMECOCK
Marcus Lattimore is perfect.
WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS
WHAT’S LEFT IS WHAT’S PRACTICED
BUFFALO
ALSO KNOWN AS THE AMERICAN BISON
BROKE
Pay them their goddamn money.
THE BIG COUNTRY/RUN
I WOULDN'T LIVE THERE IF YOU PAID ME TO
THE BUSINESS OF PROTECTION
IT IS NEVER, EVER ABOUT YOU
10.15.94
At the end, there will be a long silence. Then we begin again.
GOD'S AWAY ON BUSINESS
This year’s opening piece is not last year’s piece, and could not be after this offseason. Down the rabbit hole we go.
